% assign current_path = page.url | remove_first: '/index.html' | remove_first: '.html' %}
{# NOTE: Liquid doesn't seem to like it when I try to create a variable for the conditional value,
nor does it respect "blank". #}
Rochelle is out of town and my friends are busy this weekend. When left to my own devices I take self-portraits. Here is
my re-creation of Three Wise Monkeys, and me showing off my
brass rat.
